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Created on 2007-05-05 15:28:38 (#12877473), last updated 2008-09-02
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Basic Info| Name: | the_mendex |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 1987-05-05 |
BioJack - Is the bastard offspring of a non descript cat and donkey. At the age of 7 Jack realised that not only has he (or she) developed romantic feelings for his (or her) pet parakeet but he (or she) also has serious psychiatric issues. At the age of 57, in the wake of his (or her) parrot-bride's death he (or she) wrote his (or her) very first limerick regarding cheap Australian Shiraz and paedophilia. It quickly gained a cult following in certain wine tasting-childmolesting circles. Nowadays he (or she) spends his (or her) days tweezing the hairs off his (or her) knees and contributing stories to this online publication. He (or fucking she) is also known for having a illict affair with a guitar-playing, rock-climbing, ice-cream eating, human (gasp) named Leonard Kow. no, cow.
Thomas Tenbones - Was born already emotional as to the current situation in Southern Alaska. What with the increasing risk of the greenhouse effect taking place in the ice plates surrounding his hovel. His only solace is the fact that at some point, the entire world will turn back into the giant aquarium he thought it was. He was raised by his brothers in the desolute wastelands of 25th Century Chernobly. But when his father entered the room, they put him back down. As and when he feels like it, he contributes to the entire world's population by the knocking up various species of demons in the world only to
re populate the world with evil spawns.
Dark Brother (See Also: Meeko): Sitting topless on a crowded trainstation, dark brother began his early tale spinning days cutting his toenails and eating chocolates. dark chocolates. cause thats the kind he likes. yes he does. ok nvm, dark brother (or maybe meeko) had a thing for biting fat girls fingers and smoking cheap ciggerettes. Meeko (or dark brother) biggest crush in the world on sam the eagle. sam the eagle in case you didnt know is a one of the illustrious muppets. what was the about them being topless? hur hur i forget.
Codywishhewasme: Not much is known about this strange young writer. Except for the fact that she loves milk and blowing smoke rings in the bathroom.
Thomas Tenbones - Was born already emotional as to the current situation in Southern Alaska. What with the increasing risk of the greenhouse effect taking place in the ice plates surrounding his hovel. His only solace is the fact that at some point, the entire world will turn back into the giant aquarium he thought it was. He was raised by his brothers in the desolute wastelands of 25th Century Chernobly. But when his father entered the room, they put him back down. As and when he feels like it, he contributes to the entire world's population by the knocking up various species of demons in the world only to
re populate the world with evil spawns.
Dark Brother (See Also: Meeko): Sitting topless on a crowded trainstation, dark brother began his early tale spinning days cutting his toenails and eating chocolates. dark chocolates. cause thats the kind he likes. yes he does. ok nvm, dark brother (or maybe meeko) had a thing for biting fat girls fingers and smoking cheap ciggerettes. Meeko (or dark brother) biggest crush in the world on sam the eagle. sam the eagle in case you didnt know is a one of the illustrious muppets. what was the about them being topless? hur hur i forget.
Codywishhewasme: Not much is known about this strange young writer. Except for the fact that she loves milk and blowing smoke rings in the bathroom.
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